Bashing Ethnics!

To that chinese/philipino guy next to my treadmill, you have a strong odor! Either take a shower or put some Axel or Tagz on! Also, please don’t dig your nose. This is not your typical Chinatown gym!

To that 4-eye white guy in your skimpy little short short, you fr*ckin' stink! Stay away from me and wash your clothes in the locker!

To that black dude running next to my elliptical. No disrespect, but you stink too! I know you have braided hair. It doesn't mean you can't keep it clean! Wash your hair regularly. Otherwise, don’t run next to me!

To that Hispanic/latino lady running next my treadmill, I'm sorry that I farted on you. I couldn't hold it. I was on my ipod and 45min marathon. My ipod was too loud. I couldn't hear the break wind, but I think you did! I saw you covered your nose with a towel. I felt really bad! Next time I promise no curry for dinner!