Rockstar Hunting...
I went energy drinks hunting this morning! Lazy ass Walgreens doesn't open until 8am on weekends. I found a donut deli (no, I didn't get any donuts) who carried energy drinks. But, the store had only monster drinks. So, I decided to give monster a try. I brought the drink to the gym, work out for an hour, and after an hour I still couldn't feel any buzz or energy. Man, Monster was a total sissy. First, I was already pissed at the deli overcharged the drink ($3.50 per can). And then, the drink didn't give any energy but made me sleepy. I did a few arms and chests. I told myself I couldn't take it anymore. I had to go rockstar hunting!
I left the gym in search for my diet rockstar. I was so desperate. I walked to 2 walgreens, Cala foods, and any convenient stores around the gym. Finally, I found a liquor store that carried regular rockstar. I waited no time and bought it instantly. I had my rockstar, I was back on track. Went back to the gym and worked out for 2 hours!
My friend, Edwyn, went out last night to celebrate a so-called "portland hippies gig." I recommended diet rockstar to him last week. He tried regular rockstars with 8 different beers and partied from 6-2pm. Man, he must have alot of energy to dance! I haven't tried rockstar with alcohol but he sounded utterly energetic on the phone. Should I try? hmm..
I left the gym in search for my diet rockstar. I was so desperate. I walked to 2 walgreens, Cala foods, and any convenient stores around the gym. Finally, I found a liquor store that carried regular rockstar. I waited no time and bought it instantly. I had my rockstar, I was back on track. Went back to the gym and worked out for 2 hours!
My friend, Edwyn, went out last night to celebrate a so-called "portland hippies gig." I recommended diet rockstar to him last week. He tried regular rockstars with 8 different beers and partied from 6-2pm. Man, he must have alot of energy to dance! I haven't tried rockstar with alcohol but he sounded utterly energetic on the phone. Should I try? hmm..
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